Study Shows E.T.'s Enjoy Fresh Milk
Reports of cow abductions is on the rise in our area due to what some say, is a preference to whole milk. For some reason these flying cow nappers are under the asumption they must have the whole cow instead of going to the corner store.Sources say the cows experience little discomfort dispite being drained of all milk. Some farmers suggested the cows rectum had been "violated". These reports are unconfirmed as of this date, as it is our opinion 'No one should be that familiar with cows.
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